U-um..so like what are these ugly things taking over the city? Me and the Super Homeys are having a tough time getting rid of them all. We take some down and more appear and it doesn’t help that my powers are near gone..damn easily torn suit….

Uh..um I should probably introduce myself to anyone out on the other end of this thing. I’m Empowered, yeah..go ahead and laugh…I am a member of the Super Homeys (we’re a team of super heroes). I have various powers thanks to my super suit, it’s a hyper membrane that is embarrassingly form fitting and so easily torn.